I am here to change my car’s registration title, but knowing how bad the wait would be, I brought along some reading materials (Hustler slipped into a Gideon Bible), dinner, a bedroll and a calendar.
Have you noticed that our local evening TV news reports consist of shootings, car wreck and apartment fires, with an occasional teacher-molests-student story thrown in?
That NASA report says the Texas shoreline has moved landward nearly 100 miles in the last 20,000 years, and the Antarctic ice sheets will be gone in the next two centuries. That doesn’t give us much time.
Governor, as your confidential consultants and private investigators, we have drawn up several suggestions, warnings plus information on possible opponents to ensure your election as President.
Ah, yes, New Orleans, the Crescent City, post-Katrina. You and I are going to eat and drink our way down Bourbon Street.
In no particular order, here are some suggestions for the less touristy, less crowded Texas vacation delights.
Are you also receiving more and more phone solicitations? What became of the Do Not Call Law?
And still they come. Texas added more residents than any other state in 2013 over the previous year – more than twice the national rate of population growth.
Let me check my list of the vanquished and vanished.
There was a Bush or a Clinton in the White House or cabinet for 32 years straight.